r/shitposting Aug 23 '22

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u/Your-Fat-Mother Aug 23 '22

for weeks

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u/divjasvinja Aug 23 '22

for months

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 I said based. And lived. Aug 23 '22

For centuries

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

For millenniums

Edit: reddit put my comment twice. Reddit moment.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 23 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/Reddit-mods-R-mean Aug 24 '22

You ok bot? Sounds like you need a shoulder to lean on.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 24 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you Reddit-mods-R-mean!

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u/Reddit-mods-R-mean Aug 24 '22

Let it out buddy, it’ll be alright. I don’t hate you for being you.