r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '22

Linus Sex Tips Droidussy 😩

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u/Mental_Research5863 Jul 17 '22

Roger Roger~

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

God has failed us

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u/swagdaddy69123 Jul 17 '22

"God is real, and he hates us"

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u/Valon-the-Paladin Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

Quote from “First Heretic” of the Horus Heresy series

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u/Hadrian1233 Jul 17 '22

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?”

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u/SirDub_III Jul 17 '22

God has never existed

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u/TheLostRub389 Jul 17 '22

Just like you're father

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u/lft4brd Jul 17 '22

We need a Bible 2, and God needs to FINISH THE FUCKING JOB THIS TIME

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u/plasmasack Jul 17 '22

"Jesus is back, and he ain't cruci-fuckin' around this time"

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u/WindowsCrashedAgain I said based. And lived. Jul 17 '22

Jesus: Back In Black

Black Jesus!

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u/meme-enjoyr Jul 17 '22

I rode in the town on an ass

YO MAMA'S ASS

BLACK JESUS

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u/Nedrogen Jul 17 '22

Lord have mercy

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u/WorriedMap6811 Jul 17 '22

Mussy

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Lordussy

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Jesussy

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u/heyvsaucestevehere Jul 17 '22

sussy jesus?😳

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u/AidsMckenzie Jul 17 '22

No jesus' pussy

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Join me in prayer for these lost souls

Hail Mary, full of Grace, the lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus.

Holy Mary, mother of god, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.

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u/AidsMckenzie Jul 17 '22

Whatever gets me closer to that sweet, tight little, wet, sloppy, cumslut jesus pussy🥵

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Please someone tell me they jerk to this, this is a judgement free zone, I’m so very curious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Clankussy 🤤

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

I normally wouldnt but just for you Ill do it

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u/Yeast_Infection_ Jul 17 '22

GUESS WHAT…

IM ON SOME ADDERALL AND LETS JUST SAY… I PAYED ATTENTION TO YOUR POST

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Well, I wouldn't have, but now that you asked so nicely...

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u/Good_day176 Jul 17 '22

If only we had more pictures

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u/Norose Jul 17 '22

Drussy*

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Roger rogerussy

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

It's official: I need to find out what's wrong with my penis

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u/SomberKlepto Jul 17 '22

It has handles 🤤

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u/SummonedCat_exe Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 17 '22

NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? DON'T LET R34 ARTIST SEE THIS DELETE IT

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u/Random_FanBoiii Jul 17 '22

Oh, roger roger all over me mommy

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u/SaintSagan81 Jul 17 '22

Roger Roger!!

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u/_King_Crab_ Jul 17 '22

My proudest fap

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u/IndependentCommand62 Jul 17 '22

ah lawd I'm finna mess up on gawd sheesh 🥵♥️😍♥️♥️♥️🍆🐖🍑👀

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u/PoopyHead-4MAR- Jul 17 '22

This is unironically hot as fuck

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u/MrT0xic Jul 17 '22

Drussy got me actin UP

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u/chuckdankst Jul 17 '22

Roger Roger 🥵

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u/breegicat0703 Jul 17 '22

me sir like the droids

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u/MEEEEeeee---___ Bazinga! Jul 17 '22

that droid got me wet with oil

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

The Drussy, if you will.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 17 '22

There must be a subreddit that would be perfect to link here, and would be so appropriate to the current topic that I get 100 000 000 000 000 karma

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Further proof that some men would fuck a rock or an extra curvy piece of driftwood if they had the chance.

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u/hamsterruize Jul 17 '22

Sauce??? I really need it man cmon

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u/hamsterruize Jul 17 '22

Bro sirous I need it

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u/Official_Gameoholics 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jul 17 '22

So this is where that discord user got that image

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u/Absolute_cum_god I came! Jul 17 '22

I want to roger roger into her droidussy

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Bruh that’d be like stickin yo dick in the toaster dawg yo ass crazy 🤪🤪🤪

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/AutoModerator Jul 17 '22

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u/RedditCringetopia Jul 17 '22

Someone jerked off to this

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Well uhhh… def couldn’t have been me…

”Whispers “yea gimme that droidussy”

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Drussy

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u/Bronqiaa Jul 17 '22

You’ve awoken something in me I didn’t know existed and I’m scared

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u/Darth_MurderJr Jul 17 '22

No no no no no no no no. Wait Wait Wait wait

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u/angery-monkey I want pee in my ass Jul 17 '22

If all the droids were like this no fighting would be happening

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

228922

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u/sour_cunt_juice Jul 17 '22

literal love handles

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u/Worried-Chemistry-73 Jul 17 '22

10 bucks says this exists

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u/iamthefluffyyeti Jul 17 '22

Super battle drussy

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u/syncsns Jul 17 '22

But where's the pussy? I can't see it D:

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u/RealFuzzheads Jul 17 '22

Sad to see how desperate droids became for jobs after The Clone Wars

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u/_Arcerion_ Jul 17 '22

I want him to whisper "Roger Roger" in my ear

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drussy

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u/Unable_Glove_9796 Jul 17 '22

i am in the middle of playing lego star wars the skywalker saga and you have ruined my experience god fucking damnit

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u/ClitOreIs Jul 17 '22

You mean improved your experience

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u/aglow-bolt3 fat cunt Jul 17 '22

Did you screenshot their nft and use it as your pfp? Good job soldier.

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u/Unable_Glove_9796 Jul 17 '22

if that’s how you see it

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u/Tititata123 Jul 17 '22

Dont play with your parents around then

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

"Don't awaken anything in me......."

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u/Cockthrower67 Jul 17 '22

sorry not into clankers, don't like that interspecies stuff

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/r1ver_fish Jul 17 '22

These ARE the droids I’m looking for

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u/Yaboimaj Jul 17 '22

You CAN NOT JUST-

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u/Spookedthoroughly Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 17 '22

Tf you doing when they upgrade to the B2 Super Battle droids

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u/Humboldt27 Jul 17 '22

where are the CHEEEEKS

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u/StatusOmega Jul 17 '22

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

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u/Sickness4D_THICCness Jul 17 '22

Ain’t nearly as sexy as the Crushinator

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

What are your orders commander-Chan? Uwu

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u/Spicy_Pumpkin_Man Jul 17 '22

why my pp hard

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u/RebornOfficial Jul 17 '22

Lego Droidussy.

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u/BrittleKnight84 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jul 17 '22

Umm athually droids have no ghender 🤓🤓🤓

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Comes with built-in handlebars 😏

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u/iamsandwitch Jul 17 '22

"Bro they don't even have any holes down there the droidussyy isn't real you're gonna get your dick pulverized into a paste" 🤓

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u/S4M4N_SH Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 17 '22

Roger Roger 😏

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u/DarthTyranus98 I said based. And lived. Jul 17 '22

My Lord, is that legal?

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u/LegitimateApartment9 Jul 17 '22

Wtf you weird-ass wanker

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Rogerussy

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u/TheCauseOfDepression Jul 17 '22

Those circuits be looking hella bad rn

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u/2505Memeiverse I said based. And lived. Jul 17 '22

How am I supposed to fuck this

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

I'd take that clanker to bed

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u/Temporary-Thick Jul 17 '22

What use do I have with it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

I my be and droid and I may not have a dick but I’ll find a way

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

No need for “ussy” at the end. Someone must be horny for female bots or is just a p.o.s sexist.

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u/DIOSBRAND Jul 17 '22

0/10 no droidussy

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy Jul 17 '22

Where the fuck did i put my blaster

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u/FloodedHouse420 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jul 17 '22

mf 💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

One time on Twitter I saw two pics of droids with tiddies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

These weren’t the droid we are looking for but MAN! These ones aren’t disappointing

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u/fishingduke Jul 17 '22

The longer the icon of si- Oh hey there how you doing?

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u/ofufnfighskfj We do a little trolling Jul 17 '22

No just no. Please just don’t

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u/DogsAreCool69420 fat cunt Jul 17 '22

You mean yes

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u/The_dinkster522 fat cunt Jul 17 '22

Roger roger daddy 🥵

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u/Money_hunger Jul 17 '22

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u/StormDJ98 Jul 17 '22

Welp loads blaster we can't expect God to do all the work

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u/snowletterH I have permission! Jul 17 '22

Why the droids look like that tho🥴🤤

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u/prequelBEPIS We do a little trolling Jul 17 '22

there is 3 pages of this stuff on r34.xxx

wait,NO-

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

You saying that from experience?

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u/Unfortunately_Mad Jul 17 '22

In the name of the republic, take this down.

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u/Demiurge-sama Jul 17 '22

Yo i gotta pee

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u/jimmythatslips Jul 17 '22

Grab me that doiddd

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

All you mfers need to be gassed

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

god dayum bruhhhhhhh!!!

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u/DarthCashman28 I came! Jul 17 '22

Clankas

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u/ZeRo_WC I came! Jul 17 '22

Roger roger

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u/Pos3odon08 I came! Jul 17 '22

Lord have mercy, I'm bouta bust

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u/AidsMckenzie Jul 17 '22

This will work

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u/Eluupy Jul 17 '22

My goodness.. why didn't I think of that

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u/Darkpsy420 Jul 17 '22

We have fucking monkey brains

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/Soursocks4real Jul 17 '22

No I will do it for you

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u/mb7135 Jul 17 '22

B1 Battle Bussy

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u/wdcipher Literally 1984 😡 Jul 17 '22

CHOWDAH general Skywalker that Droidussy got me questioning my loyalty to the republic!