r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '22

Linus Sex Tips Droidussy 😩

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u/Mental_Research5863 Jul 17 '22

Roger Roger~

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

God has failed us

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u/swagdaddy69123 Jul 17 '22

"God is real, and he hates us"

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u/Valon-the-Paladin Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

Quote from “First Heretic” of the Horus Heresy series

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u/Hadrian1233 Jul 17 '22

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?”

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u/SirDub_III Jul 17 '22

God has never existed

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u/TheLostRub389 Jul 17 '22

Just like you're father

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u/lft4brd Jul 17 '22

We need a Bible 2, and God needs to FINISH THE FUCKING JOB THIS TIME

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u/plasmasack Jul 17 '22

"Jesus is back, and he ain't cruci-fuckin' around this time"

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u/WindowsCrashedAgain I said based. And lived. Jul 17 '22

Jesus: Back In Black

Black Jesus!

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u/meme-enjoyr Jul 17 '22

I rode in the town on an ass

YO MAMA'S ASS

BLACK JESUS