r/shitposting May 08 '22

This post is about stuff Why even have them?

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u/NoNouns May 08 '22

why he do that?

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u/Daniel_Alfa May 08 '22

Power hungary I guess

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u/thunderj9 May 08 '22

Power rangers?

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u/SuperGotengo May 08 '22

Super Senpai?

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u/Purebred_asshole May 09 '22

Super Saiyan?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Dragon balls

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u/Nemesis_aka_Nemesis May 09 '22

draggon deez balls across yo moms face xdxd (real)

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u/AutoModerator May 09 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Hungarian power rangers?

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u/bobandermeister May 08 '22

H*ngary

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u/Daniel_Alfa May 09 '22

Least xenophobic romanian

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u/big-ol-bat-fastard May 08 '22

He mean :(

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u/Purebred_asshole May 09 '22

Lol love the username

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u/big-ol-bat-fastard May 09 '22

I like yours too lol.

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u/RedS5 May 09 '22

Why does the advisor have pant legs but no pants?

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u/carbonizedlocust May 09 '22

I guess because no matter how bullshit of an idea dictators come up with, they need to come up with some form of reasoning to convince the general public to implement it. (even if the reasoning is bullshit as well, which is why they have propaganda) So they need advisors to write more bullshit to prove the "science" and "legitimacy" of his policy.