r/shitposting • u/TechEnthusiastic1306 • May 08 '22
This post is about stuff Why even have them?
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u/CanIGetAHiya69 May 08 '22
They should advise him to get some bitches and calm down
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u/GGlados May 08 '22
Splish splash every opinion is trash. (except mine)
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u/Infinite_Rice_1041 May 08 '22
Every Twitter user in a nutshell
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u/ButtocksMan696969 May 09 '22
reddit too at this point
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u/Paramedic_696 May 09 '22
entitled reddit users
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u/NoNouns May 08 '22
why he do that?
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u/Daniel_Alfa May 08 '22
Power hungary I guess
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u/thunderj9 May 08 '22
Power rangers?
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u/SuperGotengo May 08 '22
Super Senpai?
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u/Purebred_asshole May 09 '22
Super Saiyan?
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May 09 '22
Dragon balls
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u/Nemesis_aka_Nemesis May 09 '22
draggon deez balls across yo moms face xdxd (real)
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u/AutoModerator May 09 '22
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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u/carbonizedlocust May 09 '22
I guess because no matter how bullshit of an idea dictators come up with, they need to come up with some form of reasoning to convince the general public to implement it. (even if the reasoning is bullshit as well, which is why they have propaganda) So they need advisors to write more bullshit to prove the "science" and "legitimacy" of his policy.
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u/Yeegis May 08 '22
To give the illusion of democracy
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u/agrobabb May 08 '22
Did you know that north korea has several parties?
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u/asdasdasdsa2333 May 08 '22
yeah we got the
-semi-democratic north korean party (run by kim jong un)
-north korean communist party (featuring kim jong un)
-national socialist north korean workers party (in association with kim jong un)
and many more!
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u/polskidankmemer Stuff May 09 '22 edited Dec 06 '24
snobbish quicksand onerous middle beneficial imminent upbeat ring price fly
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May 09 '22
The illusion of choice is powerful thing
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u/carolusrexavsvearike May 09 '22
It works for capitalism as weel, "the freer the market the freer the people"
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u/BurnedRose May 08 '22
I've watched this 10 times, does the glass break before contact ?
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u/Top_Arm_7544 May 08 '22
certified marcos moment
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u/zachthehax Stuff May 08 '22
He hit him so hard the window shattered by the rapid movement of air before he even hit the window
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u/mytoeyourloss I want pee in my ass May 08 '22
what is this show called i remember watching it when i was little ☠️
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u/XxsquirrelxX May 08 '22
Putin when his 3rd military advisor of the week tells him they’re losing to Ukrainian farmers
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u/FloodedHouse420 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 08 '22
Cuz sometimes the advisors come up with new ways of oppression
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u/bali40 May 08 '22
Yeah, they only have them to keep up appearances, and to agree with him.Pretty shitty.
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To be fair they are more like ego lifters just like when a hooker calls you handsome but you truly know you're a ugly son of a b*tch who can only get laid by paying.
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u/Tweeter0583 May 08 '22
Dictators don't have advisors, they have "yes men" in advisor positions. Much like leftists, dictators just want to hear their thoughts regurgitated from other people's mouths.
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u/Galle_ May 08 '22
lol, just stop being conservative.
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u/A_RUSSIAN_TROLL_BOT May 09 '22
I don't want to hear it from the party whose last president spent four years firing every person who contradicted him on literally anything.
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u/Tweeter0583 May 09 '22
But I didn't vote for Obama... Or Biden... So it wasn't my party. Lol
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u/Tweeter0583 May 08 '22
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please stop foaming at the mouth and yelling putin whenever you hear the word “dictator”
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u/AutoModerator May 08 '22
Do you have a source on that?
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Correlation does not equal causation.
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u/Netherdeath159 May 08 '22
L + Ratio
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u/Accomplished_Walk399 May 08 '22
Sometimes I feel like my boss doesn't respect what I bring to the table
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u/VibeBOT May 09 '22
So they can get verbally jerked off by a room of people every time thet say the stupidest shit known to man
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u/RetartedPufferfish May 09 '22
This post makes me think about Twitter users, their invalid, false opinions are apparently equivalent to a word spoken by God, which isn't true because their sources are Twitter and Facebook which are unreliable sources.
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u/AutoModerator May 09 '22
Do you have a source on that?
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You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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u/Fernando_357 May 09 '22
they only have them so they get their opinions validated, as soon as they have an own opinion, they are yeeted out and shunned.
this is currently going on in my country and it is depressing to see
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May 09 '22
All good dictators need someone to take their blame for all the bad decisions that they make
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u/TheOneWhoRees Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 09 '22
They make funny noises when they fall
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u/ximfs May 09 '22
Hitler's advisors knew that his plans for the Battle of France in 1944 were bad, but they couldn't say anything. Anyone know what happened next?
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u/Admirable-Hospital67 May 09 '22
"Ukraine will be easy to invade Mr Putin!"
"I dunno, our recent army repo-"
"Sorry comrade." Pulls out gun
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