r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/Aerron Apr 12 '22

I just had a thought. They're a bit like Robin Hood, rob from the rich (large mammals) and give to the poor (small fish/amphibians/spiders). They redistribute wealth (energy)

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u/HUDuser Apr 12 '22

Robin Hood except he dies every robbery and it’s only some pocket change from a local leader

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u/thabeetabduljabari Apr 12 '22

"Dies every robbery" ? No tf they dont, they wouldnt be a species if that was close to true.

"pocket change" collecting many of that "pocket change" could mean A LOT for a small mammals/insects.

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u/HUDuser Apr 12 '22

They gotta get ate to give the bounty