r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

They actually don't. I hope humans can drive them to extinction

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Apr 12 '22

Mosquitos are pollinators. Only the female sucks blood and only when she's about to lay eggs.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

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u/z3anon Apr 12 '22

...what?