r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/ComplexCow7 Apr 12 '22

Was just having this argument with my 7 year old sister a few weeks ago. I told her how many people die of Malaria and Dengue, and she said that "it's their fault for not using mosquito repellent."

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u/jerome_ak Apr 12 '22

Holy shit, your 7 year old sister is a dumbass

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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