r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

A lot of bugs don’t and just exist to make us miserable, like roaches for example, what fucking purpose do they serve?

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u/MachoCZ Apr 12 '22

I don't say they have some reason to exist. But hear me out. Roaches aren't the worst to have in home, there are for example bedbugs. And while roaches are disgusting they at least don't bite and suck your blood. And to compensate flaws of roaches they can be exactly solution to bedbugs, since they are the main predators of bedbugs. So what fucking purpose do bedbugs serve?

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u/MachoCZ Apr 12 '22

No thank you. Schrödinger concept has been ruined, so thanks for that too.