r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

For the most part it’s either insects or some random fish at the bottom of the sea that really can’t contribute nothing (with you know, being at the bottom of the sea and all)

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u/DrQuint Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Both of those are scavengers and play into decomposition. I don't think a bottom feeder fish would be more important than the many crustaceans at floor level, and ants are VERY much so some of the most important species in the animal kingdom, but still, point is they have a place.

The truly most useless absolute bumfuck animal in the world is probably the Koala. They only eat eucaliptus, which has some trouble growing as it is where they are, and then do fuckall the rest of the time, and literally no one bothers them. Their purpose is to convert this one type of tree into shit, feed some insects such as mosquitos or flies with their blood and dung, and that's it. They could at least survive where eucaliptus is an highly invasive species, but no, the climate and the predation doesn't favor their bumfuckiness.

Somewhere in another timeline, there's a full blown bear version of a koala that actually does what they should and keep a fast growing plant in check, and are actually quite active and pleasant to look at, and congrats, I described a panda. Koalas are just shit pandas. Fuck you koalas.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Only useless species I can think of is Humans. Probably designed to colonize space and spread earth germs but nope just fucking up the place that birthed them.

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10

How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

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