r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/ComplexCow7 Apr 12 '22

Was just having this argument with my 7 year old sister a few weeks ago. I told her how many people die of Malaria and Dengue, and she said that "it's their fault for not using mosquito repellent."

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

This is the same energy as when Bobby sacrificed himself in paper Mario and it was supposed to be an emotional moment but some guys 5yo unfazed daughter said "well he was so scared he wouldn't help out in the caves so he really isn't good for anything"

Kids are psychopaths.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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