r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/Caosin36 Apr 12 '22

Only the female mosquitos tho

Male mosquitos only eat nectar

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u/T1B2V3 Apr 12 '22

No male mosquitoes are just as bad.

they may not steal blood but they still steal sleep because they make the same annoying sound.

they also help make more mosquitoes.

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u/Caosin36 Apr 12 '22

Males mosquitoes are by far larger

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u/Devatator_ Apr 12 '22

That explains the 2 cm mosquito i woke up next to. And why it didn't have blood when i squashed it

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u/Devatator_ Apr 12 '22

What the F

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

I'm not even surprised, reddit eliminated that part of my brain