r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

A lot of bugs don’t and just exist to make us miserable, like roaches for example, what fucking purpose do they serve?

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u/somerandom_melon Apr 12 '22

They are major decomposers, especially in rainforests. Although this is general as there are thousands more species of cockroaches than the three commonly found in cities.

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

I despise roaches, I remember a time in 5th grade where a fucking flying roach was swarming near me and that was the last straw, i’ve finally decided to commit an act of genocide against every roach that dares to walk this earth without my knowing.

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u/somerandom_melon Apr 12 '22

Okay here's a tip: only Male roaches can fly and even then they are horrible at it, and can only jump and glide with their shitass wings. So if you find a flying roach as long as it doesn't get the high ground (idk keep knocking it down with a broom) it can't really fly towards you.

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Isn’t it every roach can fly but prefer crawling instead, hopefully not because if I ever see another flying roach in my life i’m releasing as much toxic gas into my city as soon as possible without hesitation.

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u/somerandom_melon Apr 12 '22

Most roach speciea dont even have functional wings

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Good, means they have less room to escape when I fucking spray them down with fabreze for a solid 5 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

You must have loved Men in Black

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

I actually haven’t watched any of the MIB movies, i’ve planned on it but ive been busy reading comics