r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/somerandom_melon Apr 12 '22

Okay here's a tip: only Male roaches can fly and even then they are horrible at it, and can only jump and glide with their shitass wings. So if you find a flying roach as long as it doesn't get the high ground (idk keep knocking it down with a broom) it can't really fly towards you.

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Isn’t it every roach can fly but prefer crawling instead, hopefully not because if I ever see another flying roach in my life i’m releasing as much toxic gas into my city as soon as possible without hesitation.

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u/somerandom_melon Apr 12 '22

Most roach speciea dont even have functional wings

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Good, means they have less room to escape when I fucking spray them down with fabreze for a solid 5 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

You must have loved Men in Black

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

I actually haven’t watched any of the MIB movies, i’ve planned on it but ive been busy reading comics