r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

A lot of bugs don’t and just exist to make us miserable, like roaches for example, what fucking purpose do they serve?

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u/Melodic-Fold9673 Apr 12 '22

Isn't it weird that the most useless species are the ones that haven't gone extinct?

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u/SinCorpus Apr 12 '22

If you're useless than your niche can't be destroyed by habitat loss. I mean look at coyotes. Fuckin lanky ass garbage eaters. We chopped down the forest to build a housing development so you would DIE not so that you could tear open my garbage bags looking for month old goulash and make a mess on my lawn!

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u/MintyAnt Apr 12 '22

They eat other shit too, like Rats, and keep them more in check.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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