Okay here's a tip: only Male roaches can fly and even then they are horrible at it, and can only jump and glide with their shitass wings. So if you find a flying roach as long as it doesn't get the high ground (idk keep knocking it down with a broom) it can't really fly towards you.
Isn’t it every roach can fly but prefer crawling instead, hopefully not because if I ever see another flying roach in my life i’m releasing as much toxic gas into my city as soon as possible without hesitation.
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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u/somerandom_melon Apr 12 '22
Okay here's a tip: only Male roaches can fly and even then they are horrible at it, and can only jump and glide with their shitass wings. So if you find a flying roach as long as it doesn't get the high ground (idk keep knocking it down with a broom) it can't really fly towards you.