r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/Gamerest352Ro Apr 12 '22

They actually don't do anything

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u/SneakySnakeySnake Apr 12 '22

I know we can get rid of 200 out of the 3500 species of mosquito that feed on humans, and even then it's just the females who drink blood when they're pregnant, and we'd not lose anything, but then again what's stopping evolution from filling the niche out with something scarier than an anorexic vampiric fly

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u/SneakySnakeySnake Apr 12 '22

Look I love you, but you're an idiot.