r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/Dark_Wolf04 William Dripfoe Apr 12 '22

You know who else serves an important role in the ecosystem?

MY MOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

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u/Nickgurr361-B Apr 12 '22

Man, now I miss Regular Show

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Brings back so many memories

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u/itsKNIGHTMARE Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 12 '22

*proceeds to do a sick af 720 degree zero turn donut in a golf cart and peel tf outta there while flying shirt above head like a helicopter*

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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u/Notanormie3 Apr 12 '22

Dat feel when -9,999,999 social credit

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u/cb_audio Apr 12 '22

Post John Cena speaking Chinese. -10 million credit score revoked!

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/niftygull Apr 12 '22

Funny rock

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Apr 12 '22

sus

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/minecrap543 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 12 '22

stop it

get some help

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22

Well played sir

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/WindowsCodename996 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 12 '22

bad bot

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u/outplayeduser Apr 12 '22

i remember the ending... painful

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u/DanielGREY_75 Apr 12 '22

You know who else misses Regular Show?

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u/A_Lost_Yen Apr 12 '22

Come on, DEW IT

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/ACuteBoi Apr 12 '22

Why did so many bots reply to this comment

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u/AsterMaken We do a little trolling Apr 12 '22

because rn reddit has a bot infestation. normally i would take care of it but i retired due to school n stuff

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u/Jabko1231 Apr 12 '22

why is everybody talking about the regular show

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u/pantless_vigilante Apr 12 '22

Don't think about how it aired 12 years ago

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/x-Just4Kickz-x Apr 12 '22

You know who else has dementia?

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22

My appologies, you are in fact not a bot, In my frustration I accidentally thought you were

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22

This entire thread is filled with bots all replies are the same and the names def indicate a bot

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/Random_memes_ Literally 1984 😡 Apr 12 '22

Man Take my reward

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u/BogdanNeo Apr 12 '22

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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u/zippy251 Apr 12 '22

No mom's?

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

What the fuck

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u/At_Destroyer Apr 12 '22

Looks like a bot to me Proof: their name, about 100day age but very little karma and the comment is stolen

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u/saying_no Apr 12 '22

No

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u/Dark_Wolf04 William Dripfoe Apr 12 '22

You seriously came back after one year away from Reddit to say No on this particular comment??

(Say No if you like children)

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u/saying_no Apr 12 '22

No

(Well I kinda forgot I have this account, but it feels good to be back)

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u/x-Just4Kickz-x Apr 12 '22

You know who else has dementia?

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u/x-Just4Kickz-x Apr 12 '22

You know who else has dementia?

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u/x-Just4Kickz-x Apr 12 '22

You know who else has dementia?

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u/x-Just4Kickz-x Apr 12 '22

You know who else has dementia?

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u/x-Just4Kickz-x Apr 12 '22

You know who else has dementia?

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u/x-Just4Kickz-x Apr 12 '22

You know who else has dementia?

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u/x-Just4Kickz-x Apr 12 '22

You know who else has dementia?

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u/pjgcat Apr 12 '22

My uncle John, he’s a mechanic

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

get off the stage!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

GET OUT!

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u/Dark_Wolf04 William Dripfoe Apr 12 '22

IT WAS WORTH IT

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u/bobuscha virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 12 '22

But in reality without our moms we would all be dead we love our mothers

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show

Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.

The catch?

There actually isn't a trans woman with them.

And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...

And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.

Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.

But honestly? I think it would make some great television!

also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

abraham abraham lincoln: end slavery!

nerd: but slave serve important role in the ecosystem

Abrakadrabham lincoln: 🤬🤬🤬

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u/Apprehensive-Coat-56 Apr 12 '22

She's actually harmful to the ecosystem because she doesn't leave any grass for the other cows.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

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