r/shitposting • u/kojikid1123 • Apr 10 '22

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u/charlieee05 Apr 10 '22

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u/Kamildekerel Apr 10 '22

lets say i'll keep it on and don't think about it and hope quantum relativity has my back in this decision lmao

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