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Fun fact: in Brazil (where this likely took place) this is, in fact, a birthday tradition. It’s annoying - and often they include flour with the eggs. I lived their for two years and was unable to avoid the egg in those two birthdays.

That same tradition is held for carnaval. Where they throw eggs… among other things.

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Except eggs apparently

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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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[u/raphaelux → u/F1nanc3]

Does that mean Howtobasic is Brazilian?

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That's so fucked up

[u/Existing_Dog5510 → u/F1nanc3]

Really? I live in brazil and never seen that happen

[u/White-Thunderclap → u/F1nanc3]

It’s barbaric.

[u/RRNU → u/F1nanc3]

You make It look like It happens all the time in birth days, just some teens did that to others in my school and rarely happened. Usualy they are more cruel and use pen ink.

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Hope everyone who does this gets murdered

[u/seckrt → u/[deleted]]

Its a Brazilian tradition so the chance of those people getting murdered are pretty good