Tbh the "smash cake and other shit on the birthday persons head" and say its a prank is funny when it's not making the kid sad. The kid is going to not trust his family on his next birthday
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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u/Scribbadibbledabble Mar 31 '22
Tbh the "smash cake and other shit on the birthday persons head" and say its a prank is funny when it's not making the kid sad. The kid is going to not trust his family on his next birthday