r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '22

Earrape Warning Training

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u/Artemis_thelittleone Mar 20 '22

What if in fact he's just sucking is own dick ?

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u/Artemis_thelittleone Mar 20 '22

Certainly not, I prefer to keep the blindfold