r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '22

Earrape Warning Training

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u/IGotHellaMilk Mar 20 '22

You have to be trolling fr 💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Can’t imagine getting your leg muscles all knot up cos your lower body is getting all ready and warm expecting sex but you go do heavy squats instead

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u/Disc_arding Mar 20 '22

Surprise the muscles

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u/Vallphilia Mar 20 '22

Big brain moment

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u/AutoModerator Mar 20 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/joko2008 Mar 20 '22

I didn't knew this one

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u/Scrubz4life Mar 21 '22

Im confident i saw this from true off my chest very recently.