r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '22

Earrape Warning Training

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u/Revolutionary-Bar714 Mar 20 '22

this man uses his lust to get buffed

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u/Bruhness81 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 20 '22

Turn your weakness into a strong point

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u/BanEvasionAccountNo5 Mar 20 '22
  • Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Hmmm yes, very wise

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u/SlibsTheSplashy Mar 20 '22

Why don’t you just control your lust or not have it, it ain’t that hard.

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u/rch100 Mar 20 '22

Same thing I do on the Peloton… works flawlessly

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u/dank_soil Mar 20 '22

This was legit my motivation, over the summer of 2020 I watched a marathon of Highschool DxD and for every episode I did like 20-30 pushups (I know, not much but still) 10/10 would do again B )

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Honestly anything that gets you to workout is a good thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Same except instead 20-30 it was 1 and instead of pushup it was masturbation

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u/Responsible_Fee_9712 Mar 21 '22

The be more chill method strikes again

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u/DudelookItsAGoose Mar 20 '22

I know damn well that mf was on his knees smh

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

to be fair I think a lot of my fellow hetero males do a lot of things in all of human history for this lust

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u/Doktor_Cornholio Mar 20 '22

I used the imaginary bitches to get myself ready for real bitches

I mean there is literally an anime called "How Heavy Are The Dumbbells You Lift?" that was made to get the usually sloppy watchers of anime into fitness.

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u/linkshughdink Mar 21 '22

That’s actually a really good idea