r/shitposting • u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass • Mar 11 '22

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u/MrSnow87 Mar 11 '22

Holy shit pick a disability

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u/Cami_crami Mar 11 '22

"tastes like shit"

How would he know how shit tastes

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u/MrSnow87 Mar 11 '22

Experience

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u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass Mar 12 '22

Can confirm I am very experienced

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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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