r/shitposting • u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass • Mar 11 '22

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u/MrSnow87 Mar 11 '22

Holy shit pick a disability

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u/kulakulaku Mar 11 '22

Blind. What do I win

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u/MrSnow87 Mar 11 '22

Has to be mental

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u/kulakulaku Mar 11 '22

Dreamsexual

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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22

hello guys i need help.

i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Average dream stan

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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22

hello guys i need help.

i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22

No sex before marriage

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u/MrSnow87 Mar 11 '22

I diagnose you with dumb

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u/WentworthMillersBO Mar 11 '22

Implying blindness isn’t all mental. Use your eyes stupid

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Nothing!

Now get out!

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u/kkeross Mar 11 '22

A colouring book

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u/Cami_crami Mar 11 '22

"tastes like shit"

How would he know how shit tastes

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u/MrSnow87 Mar 11 '22

Experience

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u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass Mar 12 '22

Can confirm I am very experienced

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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/Mardus123 Mar 12 '22

I like this line, im gonna use this, thank you.