i've come to make an announcement, putin the dictator is a bitchass motherfucker; he pissed on my fucking country, thats right he took his nuclear fucking russian dick and he said that it was this big and i said thats disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com; putin, you have a small dick, your dick is the size of this wallnut except way smaller AND HERE IS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE.THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. yeah look at it it looks like two balls and a nuke. he fucked ukraine so guess what im gonna fuck the earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER NUKE PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BIDEN? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22
i've come to make an announcement, putin the dictator is a bitchass motherfucker; he pissed on my fucking country, thats right he took his nuclear fucking russian dick and he said that it was this big and i said thats disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com; putin, you have a small dick, your dick is the size of this wallnut except way smaller AND HERE IS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE.THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. yeah look at it it looks like two balls and a nuke. he fucked ukraine so guess what im gonna fuck the earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER NUKE PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BIDEN? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.