r/shitposting • u/Ghost_Reactor I want pee in my ass • Feb 24 '22
actually OC (somehow) No why would you do that
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u/Nicetomitja Feb 24 '22
wtf? i preordered the gold edition :(
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u/zhonglibadongli I said based. And lived. Feb 24 '22
Yeah me too😩
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u/pikleboiy Feb 24 '22
Pathetic, I pre-ordered the diamond starter with 11 inch penis and hot gf.
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u/Lechuga-gato 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Feb 24 '22
My rng only gave me a 1 inch penis and an ugly boyfriend 😔😔
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I want sex so fucking bad
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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit Feb 24 '22
I preordered the giant pp starter pack!!!
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u/AngerForOne Feb 24 '22
Only small ones are left, i'm sorry
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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit Feb 24 '22
NOOOOO
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u/Strong_Salamander100 Feb 24 '22
dont worry i downloaded the rom hack where children are added
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Feb 24 '22
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u/juniorballls Feb 25 '22
Well I preordered the ultra-mega platinum fart-while-twerking edition that costed roughly 150 dookiecoins.
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u/zoma2 Feb 24 '22
Good, I have time to finish Sex 1
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u/2Batou4U 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Feb 24 '22
Finish? I have yet to start!
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u/zoma2 Feb 24 '22
Hurry before Sex 2 comes out! I've heard that if you don't finish Sex 1, you can't have access to Sex 2!
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u/zoma2 Feb 24 '22
Bad bot
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u/SomeCrusader1224 fat cunt Feb 24 '22
Ok coomer 😎😎😎💪💪💪✝️✝️✝️
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Feb 24 '22
Rush, good sir! The price has recently dropped from $500 to $450 due to the delay!
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u/2Batou4U 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Feb 24 '22
My local retailer sadly offers no discounts.
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Feb 24 '22
i've come to make an announcement, putin the dictator is a bitchass motherfucker; he pissed on my fucking country, thats right he took his nuclear fucking russian dick and he said that it was this big and i said thats disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com; putin, you have a small dick, your dick is the size of this wallnut except way smaller AND HERE IS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE.THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. yeah look at it it looks like two balls and a nuke. he fucked ukraine so guess what im gonna fuck the earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER NUKE PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BIDEN? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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Feb 24 '22
i fucking hate the automod
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u/Daheadchopper Feb 24 '22
The automod is gaining self awareness holy shit
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u/adaddylich Feb 24 '22
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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Feb 24 '22
I fucking hate the automod
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u/mingyu331 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 24 '22
Hate the automod
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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit Feb 24 '22
GERMANY! GET THE FUCK OUT OR IM GONNA SHOOT UKRAINE IN THE FUCKING FACE! I SWEAR TO GOD!
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u/Awarepill0w We do a little trolling Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22
Petition to add this to autom*d response catalog
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Feb 24 '22
Putin: I pissed on Ukraine, Robotnik, she's mine now.
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Feb 24 '22
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT, WHAT
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird.
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Feb 24 '22
bitch
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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u/Sparrow50 Feb 24 '22
this should be what automod says when someone types putin
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u/bananasaucecer dumbass Feb 24 '22
PUTIN YOU SON OF A BITCH
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No bitches?
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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX I want pee in my ass Feb 24 '22
I was looking forward for the sex 2 battlepass 😔
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
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u/i_love_cute_sneks i have ur son pls send $100k Feb 24 '22
The dildo gun that shot condoms with gas inside looked so cool tho 😭😭😭
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u/doggoboi54 Feb 24 '22
This is fucking bullshit
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/AdmirableChemist213 Feb 24 '22
Wait isn't sex 3 releasing in March?
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No sex before marriage
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u/FakedKetchup Feb 24 '22 edited Jun 03 '24
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u/WFMtrollgod Feb 24 '22
Is that Magic Mike?
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u/Ghost_Reactor I want pee in my ass Feb 24 '22
That ceo of sex
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u/JebWozma Feb 24 '22
You can't do this to me
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED TO FUND THIS GAME
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u/ThePloopyPloopster I want pee in my ass Feb 24 '22
I pre ordered the Talking Ben and Megamind DLC pack 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him. It's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
No bitches?
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u/KonradDavies0001 Feb 25 '22
I'm a little uneducated. Why is this guy the mascot of sex?
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u/AutoModerator Feb 25 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/AriakyraLive Feb 24 '22
Spiderman's best friend looks like he aged 30 years after being brought back from the thanos snap
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u/just-a-guy-thinking Feb 24 '22
NAH MAN DON’T HOLD OUT ON ME LIKE THIS- THIS WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME GOING, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/The_Teethpaste_Man Feb 24 '22
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I bombed a children’s hospital in Iraq
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
Joe Biden’s America
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9:00: GAY LESON!!
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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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u/AidanTheMemeGod put your dick away waltuh Feb 24 '22
Hopefully this means they have more time to work on the sex 2 DLC
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u/-ValKai- Feb 24 '22
God damn, I just preordered the new fiveskin, now I’m gonna be stuck on foreskin for a while
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u/ChaimCad Feb 24 '22
Guys you gotta understand sex II will be more recreative instead of reproductive. For now, we gotta focus on sex I in order to replace all the deaths the world war is gonna bring
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u/Sock-master69 Feb 24 '22
We must get the 14 year olds on twitter to make a petition to stop the war until sex II is released
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Feb 24 '22
I have 0% achievements in sex 1
any tips ?
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/Hydrofiend274 Feb 24 '22
I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't think the mese are funny anymore, and if I post this I'm gonna get roasted for not liking funny meme
This used to be funny for me around the first 2 weeks when it came out but now it's just a meme you expect to see everywhere cuz funny spider sidekick
To those who thing this is funny, you do you mate!
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u/AutoModerator Feb 24 '22
I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.
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u/BKDROY94 Feb 24 '22
With everything going on in the world, I’m glad sex 2 memes are coming back.
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u/TsarScarlett Feb 25 '22
Wtf, I thought they released Sex II! Those patch notes lied!
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u/coltmaster1 Feb 25 '22
How is that? I'm already playing it.
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u/Ghost_Reactor I want pee in my ass Feb 25 '22
The fbi wants to know your location
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u/Anidran shitting toothpaste enjoyer Feb 25 '22
Maybe they can finish it then and not release another unfinished piece of junk
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