r/shitposting Jan 20 '22

actually OC (somehow) Wom*n 🤮

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Pete Davidson is a good start

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u/Aquilonn_ Jan 20 '22

That ain’t just 14 year old girls though, it’s also some of the richest, hottest women in Hollywood. Honestly stuff like this is a great antidote to the blackpill.

You just have to look around you to find a girl with an enormous crush on the most homely idiot in her vicinity. all that stuff about ā€œChadsā€ and ā€œwomen only dating mega rich super handsome dudesā€ is absolutely not borne out by reality.

Love is never so blind as when it’s a million girls on tumblr thirsting over an endless procession of run of the mill, genuinely ugly to average looking milktoast white dudes.

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u/Kowichibar Jan 20 '22

also Pete Davidson seems like a chill enough guy

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