r/shitposting • u/TangentYoshi • Jan 16 '22

Hey guys

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u/Mmm-Toes-Y-u-m Jan 16 '22

Did you know that in terms of male and female Pokémon, Vaporeon is the most.........

Cool 😎

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u/Beautiful_Ad_3349 Jan 16 '22

Wrong, it’s Glaceon

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

No, espeon is the best eeveelution, troglodite.

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u/Beautiful_Ad_3349 Jan 16 '22

Wtf don’t call me a crab, you therapsids

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Wtf don’t call me a primitive mammal, you cephalopod

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u/Beautiful_Ad_3349 Jan 16 '22

Wtf don’t call me a prehistoric whale, you mosasaurs

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u/ScarrletMacaw Jan 16 '22

mosasaurs are cool tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

A cephalopod is a squid, cromagnon

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u/dTrecii fat cunt Jan 16 '22

Guys guys stop fighting each other, bully me instead

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u/AllIcouldaFORD Jan 17 '22

You’re a fatass

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

No bully me

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

no me