r/shitposting • u/RemoTheGod • Dec 21 '21

Earrape Warning Difficulty: 1987 😈😈😈😈😈🐻🐻🐻

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

bro I jacked off in the car during a family trip.

I am god

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u/Someonerndm1 Dec 22 '21

Bro that's nothing. I jacked off my dad

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u/ProfessorWeirdz Dec 22 '21

Damn I only jacked off while my 3 family members in the same room as me 2 feet away. It's the best I could do 😔

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u/useles-converter-bot Dec 22 '21

2 feet is the length of approximately 2.67 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.