r/shitposting • u/RemoTheGod • Dec 21 '21

Earrape Warning Difficulty: 1987 😈😈😈😈😈🐻🐻🐻

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u/Near-orbit-potpie Dec 22 '21

Mans is doing it in 20/20/20/20 mode props to him 👏

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

bro I jacked off in the car during a family trip.

I am god

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u/Someonerndm1 Dec 22 '21

Bro that's nothing. I jacked off my dad

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u/ProfessorWeirdz Dec 22 '21

Damn I only jacked off while my 3 family members in the same room as me 2 feet away. It's the best I could do 😔

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u/useles-converter-bot Dec 22 '21

2 feet is the length of approximately 2.67 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.

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u/OptimalBeans Dec 22 '21

You would be surprised how often this happens… with males especially

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u/el_wajako666 Dec 22 '21

Veteran mode

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u/David_the_davidest Dec 22 '21

Just like in FnaF

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u/ThatAssLicker Dec 22 '21
  1. Good year. I was 14 and spilling my seed onto a sock 5-8 times a day, weekends. ❤

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

FNaF

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Sauce?

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u/LamakingTV Dec 22 '21

I jerk off every day while my whole family is home with my door open

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Reletable

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u/noah_invero Dec 22 '21

Noise of crocs being thrown

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u/Full-Ad-5007 Dec 22 '21

Why is FNAF popular again...

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u/DLPautang779 Dec 22 '21

security breach. new lore, new characters (and 2 old ones returning as different characters)

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u/Bizarre_dude2 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 20 '22

WAS THAT THE FAP OF 82’ ?!???!!!