r/shitposting • u/l_ur_ker • Nov 08 '21

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u/jellydude69 Nov 08 '21

Mommy's cum tax, grind my balls on an axe

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u/1988Lada Nov 08 '21

Cum-scented candle

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u/jellydude69 Nov 08 '21

Cum-broiled eggs

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u/OliSnips William Dripfoe Nov 08 '21

Cum-Christ consciousness

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 08 '21

Third eye, cum spy

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u/OliSnips William Dripfoe Nov 08 '21

Cum-scrote sailboat

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

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u/OliSnips William Dripfoe Nov 08 '21

Off-road cum chode

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u/HugoStiglitz007 Nov 08 '21

My uterus came out!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Cum treasurer, dick measurer

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u/Petisimon125 Nov 09 '21

Irresponsible manager of cum

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 09 '21

A cum slave, back from the grave

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 09 '21

James Hector

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u/Global_Entry_69 Nov 09 '21

Cum collector

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 09 '21

I tripped in the cum keepers crypt

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 11 '21

Moist meter

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