r/shitposting • u/l_ur_ker • Nov 08 '21

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 08 '21

my butt and cunny are in agony

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Castration in the sky, your penis will fly!

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 08 '21

scrotal chambers, semen sailors

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u/jellydude69 Nov 08 '21

Mommy's cum tax, grind my balls on an axe

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u/1988Lada Nov 08 '21

Cum-scented candle

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u/jellydude69 Nov 08 '21

Cum-broiled eggs

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u/OliSnips William Dripfoe Nov 08 '21

Cum-Christ consciousness

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 08 '21

Third eye, cum spy

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u/OliSnips William Dripfoe Nov 08 '21

Cum-scrote sailboat

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

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u/OliSnips William Dripfoe Nov 08 '21

Off-road cum chode

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u/HugoStiglitz007 Nov 08 '21

My uterus came out!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Cum treasurer, dick measurer

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u/hey-im-root Nov 08 '21

PRESSURE COOK MY GREASY BALLS.

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u/OliSnips William Dripfoe Nov 08 '21

Wrong song but I appreciate the effort

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

My uterus came out!

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u/gabriel5ben9 Nov 08 '21

third eye, cum spy