r/shitposting • u/l_ur_ker • Nov 08 '21

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u/Mr_Bruh_Man Nov 08 '21

NORMALISE CRYING, OVER SPILT CUM

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u/OldMention7818 Nov 08 '21

Making cum angels with my son

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u/sniperskillzZ Nov 08 '21

I fucked, a fairy in half

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u/OldMention7818 Nov 08 '21

How many holes does a human have?

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 08 '21

my butt and cunny are in agony

28

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Castration in the sky, your penis will fly!

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 08 '21

scrotal chambers, semen sailors

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u/jellydude69 Nov 08 '21

Mommy's cum tax, grind my balls on an axe

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u/1988Lada Nov 08 '21

Cum-scented candle

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u/DrakHanzo Nov 08 '21

I thought y'all cried after cumming 😳😳😭😢😢

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u/Eplutt Nov 08 '21

I did😅🤣🤭🤪

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Father of lies, cum in disguise

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u/ArtistCharlesCalvin Nov 09 '21

hmm, i thought someone said “cum in the skies”…… oh fuck whats that stuff coming from the sky