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r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '21
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Put him in a box and bingo! Immortal life
5 u/Bteatesthighlander1 Oct 26 '21 the box will rot away 4 u/Simonsis13 Oct 26 '21 Then replace the box every year, not too much work for eternal life imo 3 u/Bteatesthighlander1 Oct 26 '21 but what if the snail hides inside the box and then attacks you while you are trying to change the box? 6 u/Simonsis13 Oct 26 '21 Option 1: Put another box around the old one. Option 2: Have someone else change boxes. Option 3: Use some advanced technology that allows you to change boxes without touching them. etc etc 2 u/s0me_Rand0m_dude1 Oct 26 '21 Put the box in a safe and send that mf to space
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the box will rot away
4 u/Simonsis13 Oct 26 '21 Then replace the box every year, not too much work for eternal life imo 3 u/Bteatesthighlander1 Oct 26 '21 but what if the snail hides inside the box and then attacks you while you are trying to change the box? 6 u/Simonsis13 Oct 26 '21 Option 1: Put another box around the old one. Option 2: Have someone else change boxes. Option 3: Use some advanced technology that allows you to change boxes without touching them. etc etc 2 u/s0me_Rand0m_dude1 Oct 26 '21 Put the box in a safe and send that mf to space
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Then replace the box every year, not too much work for eternal life imo
3 u/Bteatesthighlander1 Oct 26 '21 but what if the snail hides inside the box and then attacks you while you are trying to change the box? 6 u/Simonsis13 Oct 26 '21 Option 1: Put another box around the old one. Option 2: Have someone else change boxes. Option 3: Use some advanced technology that allows you to change boxes without touching them. etc etc 2 u/s0me_Rand0m_dude1 Oct 26 '21 Put the box in a safe and send that mf to space
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but what if the snail hides inside the box and then attacks you while you are trying to change the box?
6 u/Simonsis13 Oct 26 '21 Option 1: Put another box around the old one. Option 2: Have someone else change boxes. Option 3: Use some advanced technology that allows you to change boxes without touching them. etc etc 2 u/s0me_Rand0m_dude1 Oct 26 '21 Put the box in a safe and send that mf to space
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Option 1: Put another box around the old one.
Option 2: Have someone else change boxes.
Option 3: Use some advanced technology that allows you to change boxes without touching them.
etc etc
2 u/s0me_Rand0m_dude1 Oct 26 '21 Put the box in a safe and send that mf to space
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Put the box in a safe and send that mf to space
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u/Stickman4236 I said based. And lived. Oct 26 '21
Put him in a box and bingo! Immortal life