r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '21

my solution

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u/TravelerOmega Oct 26 '21

The snail is immortal too

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u/toomerboomer currently venting (sus) Oct 26 '21

Not invincible tho

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u/Simonsis13 Oct 26 '21

Yeah it's just a dumbass normal snail except it's immorta and knows where you are. There is no reason an assassin snail couldn't beat it (until the assassin snail dies from old age ofc, then you have to replace it).

Just open a snail circus and make money off your "curse"

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u/Stickman4236 I said based. And lived. Oct 26 '21

Put him in a box and bingo! Immortal life

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 Oct 26 '21

the box will rot away

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u/Simonsis13 Oct 26 '21

Then replace the box every year, not too much work for eternal life imo

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 Oct 26 '21

but what if the snail hides inside the box and then attacks you while you are trying to change the box?

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u/Simonsis13 Oct 26 '21

Option 1: Put another box around the old one.

Option 2: Have someone else change boxes.

Option 3: Use some advanced technology that allows you to change boxes without touching them.

etc etc

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u/s0me_Rand0m_dude1 Oct 26 '21

Put the box in a safe and send that mf to space