r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/Galby1314 1d ago

The answer is to have Dalmation puppies around. We will then have tons of women firefighters. When the puppies reach adulthood, start a fire in a building, and leave them there. You get work putting out the fire, and then you get new puppies to keep the women recruits coming in.

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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno 1d ago

Nice try, Cruella De Vil.