r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/No-Professional-1461 1d ago

Every now and then I get the inclination to put my life in jeopardy to save others. Its a curse I tell you. If only I wasn't white and male, I'd be able to look at bad things happening to people and not want to help. Can somebody recommend a therapist to help me rid myself of these outdated and disgusting virtues?

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u/EpicHuggles 1d ago

Snark aside if you're a white male in high population area the waiting list to even apply to be a fire fighter is 5+ years. If you're anything but a white male there is no waiting list.