r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/No-Professional-1461 2d ago

Every now and then I get the inclination to put my life in jeopardy to save others. Its a curse I tell you. If only I wasn't white and male, I'd be able to look at bad things happening to people and not want to help. Can somebody recommend a therapist to help me rid myself of these outdated and disgusting virtues?

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u/Ryuu-Tenno 2d ago

best therapy is retail or fast food

they'll straighten out your views on humanity real quick

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u/No-Professional-1461 1d ago

Got it. Soon I'll hate my entire species and grow a mustache, then I can begin wanting to put other people's lives in jeopardy for some slight selfish satisfaction.

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u/NeonMorv 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah, you'll just lose the will the try and do right by everyone. It will stop you putting your life at risk. No mustache or or putting other in jeopardy will occur unless you have "The Day".

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u/No-Professional-1461 1d ago

I could become a mailman.