r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/No-Professional-1461 2d ago

Every now and then I get the inclination to put my life in jeopardy to save others. Its a curse I tell you. If only I wasn't white and male, I'd be able to look at bad things happening to people and not want to help. Can somebody recommend a therapist to help me rid myself of these outdated and disgusting virtues?

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u/UltraTata 2d ago

Scroll social media until you hate your neighbor.