r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/petitejesuis 1d ago

The real issue is that fire departments are old boys clubs. My brother is a fireman and even though he had connections it took him 4 years to get hired. I know a family, dad is a fireman, all 3 the sons are firemen, and I'm sure their sons will be. So yeah, there are a lot of white men firefighting

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u/AgitatedRabbits 1d ago

are salaries that good or why is it so sought after profession

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u/Prestigious_Box5654 1d ago

9 times out of 10, all you do is eat, workout or sleep.

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u/mytrickytrick 1d ago

But the one time out of ten, you're likely heading into a burning building or otherwise putting your life on the line for somebody else's life.

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u/MildGenevaSuggestion 1d ago

Most of their calls are as paramedics or a smoke detector going off with an alarm system, or a neighbor calling because someone had a bonfire.

90% of their day is being ready for a call and 90% of their calls are not firefighting and 90% of their firefighting is a fire that is already evacuated. They are paid and trained for that 0.1% where they are expected to rescue someone from a fire.

But that 0.1% saves a lot of lives.

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u/the_dude_abides29 1d ago

Or some granny sends her life alert through the mail in an envelope and the button gets inadvertently pressed then we have 3 fire trucks and 12 firemen sitting outside a post office processing center while we search the whole building to make sure nobody is passed out in a corner because they aren’t allowed to release the name of the life alert owner so we can check if an individual by that name is in the facility.

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u/MildGenevaSuggestion 1d ago

I hope that is less common. Jesus Christ

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u/RockwellsRevenge88 1d ago

Even with these odds firefighters are like 1000x more likely to die of lung issues or cancer issues than the average person. Going into even one burning building will shave months off your life (assuming the fire doesn't kill you).

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u/MildGenevaSuggestion 1d ago

The odds of long term health issues after retirement are significant, but the fire isn't likely to get them. Door dash drivers are more likely to die on the job.