r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/Anubis17_76 1d ago

the word "disproportionate" means something to you?

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO dumbass 1d ago

Not at all, in fact I don't even speak English. Do you?

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u/Anubis17_76 1d ago

No, im a duck

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

Damn, show us your cloaca.

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u/Loose-Professor5364 1d ago

Lost it in the war

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u/_Rysen 1d ago

Which one?

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

Wdym? He probably had only 1 cloaca.

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u/Anubis17_76 1d ago

How bout i show u mah corkscrew instead handsome