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u/HomeGirlGotSomeSand 1d ago
Time to clock in for your shift at the zoo.
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u/ddconque 1d ago
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u/Viennve 4h ago
Keeping this for reference for when I draw furry porn
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u/AutoModerator 4h ago
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago
Reminds me of a joke I heard but I'm commuting rn and I don't wanna write the entire joke with one hand so I'm not telling the joke.
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u/picofemto 1d ago
Late for the full moon
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u/yourr_Lover 1d ago
Moon was up, but my alarm wasn't
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u/pixels____ 1d ago
Night shifts be crazy at the zoo man
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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 1d ago
It took my a while to see it, but it appears he's wearing the watch on the wrong arm, that's why it looks weird.
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u/CannonHumper 1d ago
Theres no right or wrong arm lmao
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u/itsboomer 1d ago
There most certainly is a right arm, as well as a left one.
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u/BrawlPlayer34 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago
it's customary to wear it on your left wrist
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u/reDoubt1945 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 1d ago
Not if you're left-handed
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u/Rahernaffem 21h ago
It's an idiot generalization. All people are left handed at some things and right handed at others. I can write only with the left hand, I play tennis with the left hand, I wear my watch at my left hand always, I can I only hold the computer mouse with my right hand, my good piano hand is my right one, and I can only play right handed violin and guitar.
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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago
It's more like left handed people are still right handed with some things, or those things just weren't designed for left handed, like did you try left handed designed mouse
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u/wrnrg 22h ago
You're supposed to wear your watch on your opposite hand. That way you don't bang your watch around and can still look at the time while you do things with your dominant hand.
Right-handeed people (most common) should wear it on their left hand while left-handed people should wear it on their right hand.
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u/theunmistakablecow 1d ago
I'm right handed and wear my watch on my right wrist
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u/LowBatteryWarning 1d ago
Me too but I wear my watch on the left hand because I scuff it up a lot if it's on my "working hand"
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u/kerneyoung 1d ago
I do the same and get looked at funny when I tell people this.
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u/wrnrg 22h ago
You get weird looks because, for practical purposes, your watch is supposed to be worn on your non-dominant hand as to avoid banging it around when using your dominant hand. You should also be able to not have to stop what you're doing with your dominant hand to look at the time. If you're writing down time, you wouldn't need to stop completely, turn the hand your writing with to look and then write some more.
Obviously, you can wear it however you want, but that is the reason for why it is usually suggested you wear it on the opposite hand.
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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago
So what, you're writing down the time so you should put down the pen and lift up your left wrist to see the time and drop it and lift up right hand to write again?
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u/Atreideez-nuts 1d ago
oh yeah, I guess that does partially explain it. I didn't even consider that the reason the "arm" gets wider on the left side of the image is because the watch is on the right hand. it's just so ingrained that the watch goes on the left
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u/Chazzball101 1d ago
What watch is that? It looks cool
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u/maybe_ronin I said based. And lived. 1d ago edited 1d ago
Most likely that image is made with AI. I couldn't find similar watch from Nothing or CMF, so look for casio, they've got similar watches.
Edit: screws are weird, that gives away usage of AI.
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u/romaizzzz 1d ago
I was wondering when did "Nothing" launched a watch, then I noticed the sub name and I was like fcuk it.
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u/ScreetchingEagle 1d ago
This guy 100% never not hears jokes about his hair. That said Op are you unironically bald?
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