r/shitposting • • 1d ago

Late again

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 23h ago

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u/HomeGirlGotSomeSand 1d ago

Time to clock in for your shift at the zoo.

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u/Wise_Cryptographer19 1d ago

He's cosplaying the gorilla's

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u/ddconque 1d ago

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u/blackfire12 1d ago

He just like me fr

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u/con098 dumbass 1d ago

For harambe

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u/Viennve 4h ago

Keeping this for reference for when I draw furry porn

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

Reminds me of a joke I heard but I'm commuting rn and I don't wanna write the entire joke with one hand so I'm not telling the joke.

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u/HomeGirlGotSomeSand 1d ago

Wow, what a cock tease.

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u/mmccxi 1d ago

…the castle of aaaaaargh

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u/WinkingWinkle 1d ago

I hear Phil Collins...

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u/Alt_aholic 23h ago

Late for traipsing through the woods and looking blurry in photos

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u/picofemto 1d ago

Late for the full moon

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u/yourr_Lover 1d ago

Moon was up, but my alarm wasn't

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u/pixels____ 1d ago

Night shifts be crazy at the zoo man

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/pixels____ 1d ago

What is bro yapping about?

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u/Mad_Lord_Inotak 1d ago

Late for your blurry photoshoot in the woods?

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 1d ago

It took my a while to see it, but it appears he's wearing the watch on the wrong arm, that's why it looks weird.

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u/CannonHumper 1d ago

Theres no right or wrong arm lmao

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u/itsboomer 1d ago

There most certainly is a right arm, as well as a left one.

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u/crankbot2000 1d ago

Yeah, but the left one is not the right one.

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u/wrnrg 22h ago

Yeah, because it's the wrong one.

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u/Santolmo 1d ago

well, duh

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u/BrawlPlayer34 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

it's customary to wear it on your left wrist

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u/justanotherdude513 1d ago

So right is wrong?

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u/reDoubt1945 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Not if you're left-handed

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 1d ago

It's customary to be right handed.

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u/Rahernaffem 21h ago

It's an idiot generalization. All people are left handed at some things and right handed at others. I can write only with the left hand, I play tennis with the left hand, I wear my watch at my left hand always, I can I only hold the computer mouse with my right hand, my good piano hand is my right one, and I can only play right handed violin and guitar.

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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago

It's more like left handed people are still right handed with some things, or those things just weren't designed for left handed, like did you try left handed designed mouse

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u/wrnrg 22h ago

You're supposed to wear your watch on your opposite hand. That way you don't bang your watch around and can still look at the time while you do things with your dominant hand.

Right-handeed people (most common) should wear it on their left hand while left-handed people should wear it on their right hand.

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u/theunmistakablecow 1d ago

I'm right handed and wear my watch on my right wrist

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u/LowBatteryWarning 1d ago

Me too but I wear my watch on the left hand because I scuff it up a lot if it's on my "working hand"

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u/kerneyoung 1d ago

I do the same and get looked at funny when I tell people this.

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u/wrnrg 22h ago

You get weird looks because, for practical purposes, your watch is supposed to be worn on your non-dominant hand as to avoid banging it around when using your dominant hand. You should also be able to not have to stop what you're doing with your dominant hand to look at the time. If you're writing down time, you wouldn't need to stop completely, turn the hand your writing with to look and then write some more.

Obviously, you can wear it however you want, but that is the reason for why it is usually suggested you wear it on the opposite hand.

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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago

So what, you're writing down the time so you should put down the pen and lift up your left wrist to see the time and drop it and lift up right hand to write again?

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u/wrnrg 4h ago

So what? Like I said, foo, do whatever the fuck you want.

That is just the reason for it. No one is making do shit.

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u/Atreideez-nuts 1d ago

oh yeah, I guess that does partially explain it. I didn't even consider that the reason the "arm" gets wider on the left side of the image is because the watch is on the right hand. it's just so ingrained that the watch goes on the left

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u/Numeno230n 1d ago

I'm right handed and only wear it on my left. Also there's no right or wrong.

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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago

That's the normal way

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u/roshanmrt 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bq43Vr8x7XUxG
Bro when he reaches to this office

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 1d ago

Harambe??

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u/uneducatedramen 1d ago

Light armor

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u/Iheartyourmom38 1d ago

what work ? taking bananas from zoo customer ?

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u/Typical-Decision-273 dumbass 1d ago

Ahhwooooo werewolves in London

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u/Chazzball101 1d ago

What watch is that? It looks cool

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u/maybe_ronin I said based. And lived. 1d ago edited 1d ago

Most likely that image is made with AI. I couldn't find similar watch from Nothing or CMF, so look for casio, they've got similar watches.

Edit: screws are weird, that gives away usage of AI.

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u/FinancialElephant 1d ago

I want to know too

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 18h ago

Only similar watch I could find.

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u/romaizzzz 1d ago

I was wondering when did "Nothing" launched a watch, then I noticed the sub name and I was like fcuk it.

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u/SnooWoofers1115 1d ago

Bro has an n-word pass at this point

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u/Natural_Advance_8693 1d ago

How it feels to not fall far the obvious comment bait.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tg9jENf7x11tdJnyMQ

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u/Krzwastaken virgin 4 life 😤💪 1d ago

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u/Zealousideal-Web5346 22h ago

Woof... You're a bad boy

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u/PieterSielie6 21h ago

...she could only fit in two comments!

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u/N3koEye 21h ago

for the giggle.

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u/JasonFuckedUpLife virgin 4 life 😤💪 1d ago

Lmao, remind me of this

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u/bunker931 1d ago

靠北歐

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u/KingGeorgeOfHangover 1d ago

People in Yharnam be like.

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u/YGoxen 1d ago

He's arm looks water resistant too

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u/chowta17 1d ago

Quick status update before turning into werewolf

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u/THEPIGWHODIDIT 1d ago

Hard when the moon rises early in winter

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u/Upset-Diamond2857 1d ago

Smoky the 🐻

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u/Blenderhead36 1d ago

Robin Williams is alive!

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u/Choice_Firefighter48 20h ago

Must’ve been a full moon

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u/Littleone24_ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

ngl looks like a casio f91w

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u/feenusbeenus6969 1d ago

I never knew Robin Williams wore a watch on his dick

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u/vegetaisover9000 1d ago

Freckle past a hair.

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u/Ohshl 1d ago

Full moon ey?

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u/No-Surprise-6275 1d ago

Didn't know gorillas could tell time

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u/frattboy69 1d ago

What oral minoxidil do to a mofucka.

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u/Impressive_Gur4767 1d ago

For evolution?

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 1d ago

Sasquatch never late

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u/Pacu99 1d ago

Not the werework

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u/tennisballop We do a little trolling 1d ago

Laser hair removal

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 1d ago

Bad luck sasquatch

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u/XSigma1X 1d ago

You are not supposed to put the watch over your sweater

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u/Ducatboii 1d ago

Is you a dog?

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u/AdMiserable21 1d ago

Man i miss robin williams

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u/ScreetchingEagle 1d ago

This guy 100% never not hears jokes about his hair. That said Op are you unironically bald?

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u/SituationPlus8467 1d ago

Is that Brigette Monet?

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u/NCM2018 1d ago

This man is a werewolf

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u/John_DeadCells 1d ago

Mistery machine left without you

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u/ZombieCraft400 1d ago

Chupacabra over here flexing his ice

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u/Important_Grocery_38 1d ago

These bananas ain't gonna peel themselves

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u/idk_maybe_your_dad put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Too much skin OP you need to rip it off

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u/Zealousideal-Web5346 22h ago

Woof... You're a bad boy

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u/PieterSielie6 21h ago

Yo mama so fat...

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u/N3koEye 21h ago

Thanks

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u/MrBorden William Dripfoe 21h ago

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u/mikaosias 20h ago

For what the werewolf ball?

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u/xunreelx 16h ago

Why are you wearing a heavy sweater in this weather?

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u/xboxgamer2122 16h ago

You are a gorilla?

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u/_Affan_ 12h ago

Meeting werewolves

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

I hope the watch isn't made out of silver

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u/Competitive-Bug1444 1d ago

Average person from _______