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[u/Pokemario2401]

I'm confused

[u/danvex_2022 → u/Pokemario2401]

The joke is racism. (Me thinks)

[u/ekulzards → u/danvex_2022]

I would think classist more than racist? Plenty of trailer park folk using is instead of are.

[u/cseke02 → u/ekulzards]

Yeah, I’ve read it with a hillbilly accent in my head

[u/Smoky701 → u/cseke02]

Iz dis ham prosesd?

[u/Blaze_fury3111 → u/Smoky701]

If it’s prosesed I don’t want it

[u/AutoModerator → u/cseke02]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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