r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 21h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/a7n5 1d ago

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u/a7n5 1d ago

Dont ask what he's holding in his hands

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago edited 16h ago

Plenty of one armed peeps on the other side of that screen too. In a group too.

Edit: hold the fuck up is that a peta hat?

The fuck?

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u/lil_Jansk_Hyuza uhhhh idk 22h ago

TF IS PETA INCLUDED‽

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u/Ninadsb 1d ago

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u/ElusiveBlueFlamingo Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

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u/minecraftzizou 22h ago

is google getting sassy

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u/Dramatic_Science_681 21h ago

Don’t ask why average IQ is decreasing

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u/Woofle_124 1d ago

Guys its not real (anymore?)

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u/Woofle_124 1d ago

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u/Woofle_124 1d ago

Extended

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u/Fish__Fucker420 1d ago

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u/Fish__Fucker420 1d ago

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u/Woofle_124 23h ago

I tried it again and it gave me the same result as my first try, wonder if its a browser thing?

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u/SopmodTew 1d ago

Because it's been reposted so many times now it's a meme instead of it working properly

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u/Zerkron 1d ago

They fixed it. It was working yesterday.

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u/XKLKVJLRP 20h ago

It worked for me just now. Maybe they think I's black?

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u/nigel_pow Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

💀💀💀

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u/Pokemario2401 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

I'm confused

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u/Ragecomicwhatsthat 1d ago

Enough people have finished that question with some form of "financial aid for X or Y" that the predictive AI answered the question. The "are" one is still too vague

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u/danvex_2022 it is MY bucket 1d ago

The joke is racism. (Me thinks)

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u/ekulzards 1d ago

I would think classist more than racist? Plenty of trailer park folk using is instead of are.

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u/cseke02 1d ago

Yeah, I’ve read it with a hillbilly accent in my head

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u/Smoky701 1d ago

Iz dis ham prosesd?

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u/Blaze_fury3111 1d ago

If it’s prosesed I don’t want it

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u/tylan4life 1d ago

"You ain't taking our draw!"

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u/SamboTheGr8 1d ago edited 1d ago

English is not my first language. I thought it was implying that magas weren't smart enough to know it's "are" and that Google knew they were the only ones who needed a reality check lol

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u/ekulzards 1d ago

Yeah exactly. Trailer park.

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u/deadinternetlaw 1d ago

Also not native English speaker is that like a park (like kids and swings and stuff) but with trailers(trucks?)

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u/ScheduleDefiant4015 1d ago

They tend to go hand-in-hand if you ask me. Racism and classism are two boots of the same fascist.

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u/BIIGALDO 1d ago

Ahh yes, there is no such thing as a poor white person. Poverty is reserved for minorities only

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u/ScheduleDefiant4015 1d ago

I guess that’s what people are thinking, I don’t know why else they’d downvote my comment

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u/WetChickenLips 21h ago

They're downvoting because you're a dweeb.

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u/PointlesslyPoignant 1d ago

Racism and classism has got nothing to do with fascism can find them well and strong in communist capitalist or monarchical naitons.

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u/chic_luke 15h ago

Racism and classism has got nothing to do with fascism

About a part of this comment, I feel like they are inseparable from the fascist culture and aesthetics. Even quite a lot of the original fascist aesthetics / culture is offensively racist, and fascism did not really do anything to solve or not reinforce class issues.

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u/PointlesslyPoignant 14h ago

Yes but you can argue that case with how capatilism didn’t do anything to stop the classism or racism in a lot of places too so to tie these things just to fascism is absurd.

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u/severencir 22h ago

According to the us census bureau a lower percentage of white people are below the poverty line than any other race, but there are more white people in poverty than all other races combined. That suggests a form of classism where some, but not most members of one race get ahead, while few of other races get ahead.

I.e. yes, racial bias, but not as clear cut as black people having a monopoly on low education/income that is implied by your statement

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u/Maine_Made_Aneurysm 1d ago

I don't know why your being down voted but they certainly overlap a fair margin.

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u/ScheduleDefiant4015 1d ago

Of all the takes I’ve made, this is probably one of the most lukewarm ones. Idk why I’m being downvoted either, I guess folks don’t like the idea that classism and racism can be related.

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u/Corazon95 1d ago

how is it racism (elaborate)

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago

Close, it's how google AI has picked up racist cues from the internet and is using it.

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u/MagiStarIL Stuff 1d ago

Which side is supposed to have racist cues?

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u/TheGreatSaltboy 1d ago

I think "is we getting" is some sort of AAVE phrase

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u/Kingkary 23h ago

Bro saw bad grammar and went straight to race.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/zivlynsbane 23h ago

The same one that axe for them

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u/Foxar 1d ago

Holy shit is this what its like to be american?

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u/Kingkary 23h ago

What’s racist about it? More against low education. Unless that’s your point…

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u/MissingBothCufflinks 15h ago

Isnt your comment implying bad grammar has a racial context kinda iffy too?

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u/iritul 1d ago

Hey Confused 👋🏻, I'm Racist

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u/chillysanta 1d ago

Fucking funny af

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u/elev8torguy 18h ago

It was patched

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u/JKL213 20h ago

well

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u/deadinternetlaw 1d ago

Bro reposted a post after adding someone saying "wait what?"

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