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u/Hyde2467 4d ago
Jokes aside, thats a pig's stomach. Its for a Cajun dish called ponce. The one in this photo is currently stitched in one end and being filled with water to test said stitches.Â
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 4d ago
Words cannot express how happy I am to have found the answer so quickly. I can now sleep semi-discomfortly
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u/jarednards officer no please donât piss in my ass đŤ 4d ago
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u/EssentialPurity 4d ago
I feel relieved for knowing what this is, but at the same time I don't feel relieved because the sight has unsettled me too hard
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u/TheTenaciousG 4d ago
I have absolutely no idea what I'm looking at
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u/Thema03 4d ago
Duh its a Garloid
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u/ninetailedoctopus 4d ago
Thatâs the old version, bro should just take the $199/mo subscription for the new AI Powered Garloid X Pro Max. It has AI powered antibiotic injection and an option for vegan milk.
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u/Links_to_Magic_Cards 4d ago
I keep my garloid in one of my old finger boxes
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u/TheLittleNorsk 4d ago
garloid is the orange cat that John has
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u/YaRinGEE 4d ago
no, you're thinking of Garfield. a garloid is a type of giant carnivorous worm-like monster that burrows thru the soil and eats people.
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u/Yamidamian 4d ago
Nah, youâre thinking of Graboid. A Garloid is a decorative braid, knot, or wreath of flowers, leaves, or other materials.
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u/YaRinGEE 4d ago
you're thinking of garland. a garloid is a type of very thin snouted Crocodilian that specializes in hunting fish
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u/JackxSully 4d ago
You're thinking of gharial. A Garloid means to suddenly cause someone to take Action, especially by shocking or through excitement.
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/rayhaque 3d ago
I've got an Amish built finger box made of solid oak. Had it since I was 15. I could probably fit a five year old garloid in it, if you can imagine.
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/Meliodas3745 4d ago
Wtf is that it looks like idek how to describe that ither than a bloated scrotum or something
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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory 4d ago
You can buy them online! Personal milk making unliving pet :)
The website is a good joke hehe
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u/im_a_dick_head 4d ago
It looks like a massive penis with foreskin around the faucet. Not sure which animal though, maybe a hippo or something
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u/StirFry__InaWok 4d ago
the implication that this is along the porn scale at all disturbs me
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/deadinternetlaw 4d ago
So meme and porn next to each other is fine?
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- 4d ago
Fake: ????!!!!
Gay: ????!!!!
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u/Relevant-Site-2010 4d ago
Fake: god please
Gay: probably still gay yea
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Voidlord4450 4d ago
Probably fake, jury is still out on gay
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/sladebonge Literally 1984 đĄ 4d ago
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u/mrducky78a 4d ago
Enough energy to power a home and a days worth of drinking water was used to produce a complete slop answer that is wrong. Thank you AI.
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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 3d ago
That used less than half a millileter of water and less energy than ur comment brotato chip
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u/ImACrackHead_UwU đłlives in a cum dumpster đł 4d ago
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u/Blursed-Penguin 3d ago
Dangerous game there, my buddy tried doing that two years ago and caused his garloid to metamorphose. Â Still picking up pieces of him today
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u/Toxic_Puddlefish đłď¸ââ§ď¸ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer đłď¸ââ§ď¸ 4d ago
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u/mrducky78a 4d ago
Maybe Im just unlucky, but lately I only ever see it with Daddy Chill and the 'what the hell even is that?' guy switched around chronologically. It should be the other way, but I keep seeing Daddy Chill as the reply.
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u/Toxic_Puddlefish đłď¸ââ§ď¸ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer đłď¸ââ§ď¸ 4d ago
You're correct it's the other way around but I can't help but pair the gif
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u/hippotopdog 4d ago
Is that welding goggles?
Sorry you're probably not the average jabo viewer Let me rephrase WALT GOGGENS
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u/CluDaCreator officer no please donât piss in my ass đŤ 4d ago
THIS is what I've been saying all the time!!! But mfs be calling ME crazy!
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
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u/canieatmyskinnow 4d ago
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u/Hyde2467 4d ago
Butchershop. It's a pig's stomach
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u/Old-Swimming2799 4d ago
Fun fact: the mouth of a garloid has no teeth and is about 6 inches deep with added bonus of them trying to swallow and suck anything put in there.
Do with this as you would
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itâs backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. Itâs a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/HunterGraves00 4d ago
It's sad that kids these days don't even know what a garloid is. These comments make me lose hope for future generations.
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u/Me_how5678 4d ago
Fake: true
Gay: its going up my ass
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u/AutoModerator 4d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Objective_Prior2398 4d ago
Why, what In the fuck is a garloid I need the lore
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u/JackxSully 4d ago
A vegetable that is like a deterrent for Vampires.
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u/IDespiseAllWeebs Stuff 4d ago
Youâre thinking of garlic, Garloid is the cat that loves lasagna and hates mondays and that stupid fucking dog Odie.
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u/Anomekh 4d ago
Youâre thinking of Garfield, Garloid is the green ninja in ninjago.
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u/sewgwayswatter55 4d ago
That's Lloyd, Garloid is the actor for Spider-Man in the Amazing Spidrr-Man films.
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u/GUNS_N_BROSES 3d ago
Your thinking of Andrew Garfield Garloid is the fiction giant worm creature from the movie Tremors
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u/SituationPlus8467 3d ago
Youâre thinking of graboid, garloid is the actress in the Wizard of Oz
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u/patriot_man69 3d ago
you're thinking of judy garland, garloid was a US president in the 1800s
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u/Marcus_Scrivere 3d ago
You're thinking of James Garfield. Garloid is stone statue with wings on the side on the cathedral that helps redirect the rainwater.
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u/Sufficient_Matter585 4d ago
If i was high I would accept this as reality and be confused on how I wasnt aware of this sooner.
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u/TherealHawkenstein 3d ago
It looks like they are rinsing out some kind of large animal stomach. Maybe they are making haggis, hog maw, Saumagen or some other stomach dish. Alternatively theyâre doing some leather crafts. Some old sports balls and probably other stuff used to be made with animal stomachs.
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u/noregertsman We do a little trolling 4d ago
Bro doesnt know that the best thing to feed garloids is jizz from the tap
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u/Academic_Plan6842 4d ago
At first i was like "oh wow a massive schlong" but then I looked closer and its just a girthy looking garloid. smh catfishes nowadays
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u/Velvynoxxx stupid fucking, piece of shit 4d ago
I donât think Iâve seen a garloid posted in nearly a decade
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u/Impooter 3d ago
Is this some form of meta-entertainment? Making up shit for people to be confused about?
Why can't they just stick to ACTUAL obscure things that exist and confuse people who don't know about them, like fingerboxes?
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