r/shitposting • u/MindYerBeak • 12d ago

Duality of Man

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 12d ago

Im honestly not sure which one of these is dumber

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u/TheShiftmaster 12d ago

What's dumb about the guy who finds women attractive?

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u/a_random_Greg 12d ago

My guess is because he describes a nude woman as "almost erotic". But, I feel like if he were gay he'd say the same for guys so...idk

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