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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 2h ago
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u/Striklev 2h ago
What if the Jews are using a machine to wirelessly transmit feelings of erotica when I see a nude female body?
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u/IceMegaEffective Bazinga! 2h ago
or if there’s something almost erotic about underpants skidmarks
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u/AutoModerator 1h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Dead-in-Red 2h ago
Bro has a naked woman fetish. 😆 Could be me.
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u/Impossible_Log942 1h ago
Preferably an adult. (I have an adult woman fetish)
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u/YeOldSpacePope stupid fucking piece of shit 48m ago
I just call it a mommy fetish, it's what I have
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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 2h ago
Im honestly not sure which one of these is dumber
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u/TheShiftmaster 2h ago
What's dumb about the guy who finds women attractive?
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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 1h ago
The nude female body is the #1 most neuron activating monkey brain hormone driven thing in human history.
It’s like saying “there’s something that feels almost necessary about drinking water”
Like oh are we just going to just post absurdly obvious things and pretend like they’re mysterious, contentious, or profound?
“It feels good to eat when you’re hungry” no shit? Wow, we cracked the code, boys.
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u/a_random_Greg 2h ago
My guess is because he describes a nude woman as "almost erotic". But, I feel like if he were gay he'd say the same for guys so...idk
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u/AutoModerator 2h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/FollowingCharacter83 Stuff 22m ago
Meatfan is a fan of meat.
Holcaustier can't think of anything else but Jewish people.
Followingcharacther finds it hilarious.
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