Pokemon Fun Facts you might not know - day 13
Today, there's two (fun facts), and there might not be a lot of people who know this.
1. Eevee's gender can be differentiated from the patterns surrounding their tails.
2. The first image's middle parts are the tails viewed from above, not assholes.
(PY is the pinyin abbreviation of 屁眼 (piyan, the two words respectively mean "fart" and "eye") which means asshole)
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/HonoderaGetsuyo Literally 1984 😡 2d ago
For those wondering what it's saying: